I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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