Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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