The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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