So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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