I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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