So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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