On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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