CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will be naked everywhere
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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