He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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