how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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