friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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