HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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