i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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