Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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