What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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