she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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