Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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