Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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