i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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