My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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