I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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