Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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