dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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