mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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