Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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