On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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