I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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