lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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