Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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