After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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