the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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