im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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