Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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