I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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