Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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