ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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