so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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