I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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