Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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