what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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