Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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