I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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