mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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