omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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