How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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