Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
