His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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