there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I believe in your delicious
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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