smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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