Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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